You tossed your Brown Sheer Scarf into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Rift-Touched Beanbag!

You toss 250,000 sP into the rift... but you were a little too enthusiastic and fell into it yourself! You glimpsed parallel universes, one with tired people sitting at their computers drawing very familiar things and frazzled programmers typing away at something with empty coffee cups strewn around them. What a hectic world!

There was also a world with just slugs. That one looked less fun.

Eventually the rift spits you out mostly unharmed along with 2,500,000 sP!

You tossed your Daikon into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Ghostly Ice Figurine!

You tossed your Apple Pie Soft Drink into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Book Worm into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your [item2=Fruit of Facial Hair] into the rift the rift shoots out [item2=Mint Cocoa]

You tossed your Inelegant Zombish into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Arid Kumos Day Figurine!

You tossed your Blue Headband into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Helloh Galah!

You tossed your Smiley Banana into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Purple Tie-Dye Shirt!

You tossed your [item2=Strawberry Whoopie Pie] into the rift
red lightning shoots out, [item2=Rift-Touched Pie Slice]

You tossed your Pitcher Plant into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Orange Studded Belt!

You tossed your Battened Down Melon into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Studded Belt!

You tossed your Dusk Montre Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Mariachi Skirt!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 158,113 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your [item2=Blue Special Coin] into the rift rift shoots out [item2=Pitch Black Low Rise Jeans]

You tossed your Blue Tackle Box into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Striped Belt!

You tossed your Apple Doughnut into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pickled Space Slug!

You tossed your Dusk Torrent Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Small Red Mesh Boxers into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Blue Doubloon!

You tossed your [item2=Purple Pus Fruit] into the rift rift shoots out [item2=Aries Pendant] That's handy 😉