If you throw in tossed salad that should get the comedian achievement. It has for everyone else I believe.

Green Argyle Stockings = Mariachi Ankle Boots!

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 259,655 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your [item=Rainbow Spork-O-Poking!] into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You tossed your Ebil Bear into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Pink Bra Hmmm

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

WHEEZES AND HOLDS IT WITH SHAKING HANDS

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

CONGRATULATIONS. OMG.

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

Oh dear, what were THOSE doing in there? XD

You tossed your Tossed Salad into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Rubber Mallarchy into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

Put this in!

Got this out! Sweet uwu

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one. Unlocked Shifted by the Rift!. Receive nothing from the rift. Multiple times

You tossed your Yellow Summer Top into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Yellow Bra!

Korie bravely steps into the Rift... and is swallowed up whole! Oh no! Maybe if you just wait a little longer...

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

You toss 250,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 224,049 sP comes flying out!

You tossed your Bitter Melon into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your White Rad Wireless Controller into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !