Thats because those are precious and must be protected at all costs.

True.

I still remember there used to be a bizarre glitch that one of the fetus pops would, apparently, turn your pet into an angelic swampie. ...Subeta has had some really bizarre glitches.

Anyways, butcher shops are usually seen in horror movies, so it means sense that it's there, honestly. Granted the imagery tends to be more "dead people" or at least meat hooks, freezers, and unidentified guts.

That said, as far as the other half of the discussion, I do think the descriptions in items could generally be more positive than negative. The world is pretty shitty and a lot of people come onto subeta for escapism, so spreading around more positive things sounds a lot more appealing, honestly. Subeta will always have a darker humor and be tongue-in-cheek, I'm sure, so I don't expect nor want that to go away, but it might be something worth considering.

DANGIT, I missed out on all the good ones, lmao.

I vaguely remember there being some warning to NOT use it until it could be fixed, I think? I can't find the news post though. It was YEARS ago but if anyone can find it I'd be so grateful because it was hilarious. It was apparently a "glitch" but the fact it turned someones' pet into an angelic swampie just sounded so intentional so I'm not sure if someone was just being secretly cheeky.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be serious or not

is this like really bad satire

news

I hate militant vegans as much as the next person (and no, my anemic ass won't be healthier with a plant based diet, I tried it, I couldn't get out of bed one day I was so weak)

But bro it's not that serious. Most of the vegan items on site have descriptions that make fun of those douchey militant vegans.