Ahhh, oh my gosh, that made me laugh out loud! (I had to try to laugh quietly, I'm not keen on waking my beau when he has to be up early. >w>; (Though it would, admittedly, not be the first time I've accidentally woke someone laughing.)) I can just imagine it now, would quite possibly be more efficient than teachings from humans, though, which is a thought that also amuses me greatly.

YES, THE PERFECT SHOE FOR BEATING THE HUSTLER! (At this point, I imagine we just have a stash of old shoes hidden in the bushes to use every time he runs, off, haha~) Heh, who needs alarm clocks when you have cats? Mine usually only possess our bed when they want snuggles (or to steal our pillows; we bought a new pillow not so long ago that has since turned into the cheapest and most effective cat bed we've ever owned), but they will yowl from my kitchen at all hours of the night if they're not satisfied with the level of food or water in their bowls.