2018-9 Jokes, smiles and huggles hang out
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11 days in a row! You found 1 Bathhouse Tokens
Nice catch from the Hustler! I have both a kanis and 2 storm pets already. They is so much diversity here, I keep thinking I would like to have more samplings of the differences. But I get stuck on some of them hehehe I got Buys at the adoption center. Will work on her for a while. :D
I don't want to go to school work today!
I understand It's hard to give up when there a nice pet like that.I got 2 from the adoption center.I'm zapping the one.I'm hoping to get some that matches its name some "Flame Spinel" Hugss :D I was zapping & got a Common Experiment then a Chibi Common Experiment ,I did not want to zap them anymore.But like you I have 1 of each.so on with the zapping. CALL IN Hahahahaha 😉
I didn't call in, but I left late, and when I got there, 2 of the other Teacher's Assistants were sitting in the hall talking, so I hung around with them for another 15 minutes. Then I went to help in the class I wanted to be, not where I was supposed to be. :P The kid I assist was in a bad mood when the day started and wouldn't interact with me (yesterday was really bad) but he managed to help me get a marble out of the door that has been stuck there since last year and his mood got better, then in art class he did something exceptionally well and his mood was fantastic, the last hour is with a teacher his mom lets him not attend (second grade!) and he played basketball with me, and he is better than I am even if he is only 8 and he beat me and was in great spirits by leaving time.
Day 634 4 Steamworks trinkets.
Day 245--- You found 10 CSC in the pool!
Some of my very close friends are Jewish and as a very young child, during Christmas Vacation from School, I spent a lot of time next door bothering Amy Solomon, who spoke a very distinct New York Yiddish/Pidgin-English. I often heard her say things like this as she baked 'Holiday Cookies' and other treats...Some of them may have even been original with her...some I know were borrowed from the likes of Henny Youngman and Golda Meir.
Some Great Amy Solomon One-liners for the Holidays
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada
God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change? (Fiddler On The Roof)
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us 40 years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil.
Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.
Don't be humble; you are not that great.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
God will pardon me. It's His business, not yours.
A Chanukah Joke..( I know I'm a little late...so sue me.)
Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbour's windows, little Moishe asks his father, 'Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?'
'What? No, of course not.' says his father.
'Why not?' asks Moishe again.
Bewildered, his father replies, 'Well, Moishe, because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush, we spent 40 years in the wilderness, that's why."
Some Christmas Jokes (Ok, so I'm a Gentile...nobody's perfect!)
What goes "oh, oh, oh"? Santa walking backwards.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball.
How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel? On an icicle built for two.
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit? Crisp Cringle.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum - you can't beat it.
What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How much difference is there between the North Pole and the South Pole? All the difference in the world.
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night.
What do you call an ELF who sings? A Wrapper.
What carol is heard in the dessert? Camel ye faithful.
What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman? She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why does Scrooge love reindeer? Because every buck is deer to him.
Happy Luminaire My Loves!
: I would like to be invited to join this group please
I made another two batches of horchata, but I'll need to wait overnight to have any. I just find it odd that my mother wants to eat the solids...
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Still hilarious...
Abrazos :D Love the Jokes & one liners Hugss :D Day 246 --- You found 5 Steamworks
Yay! BHH score [item2=Doll of Misforture] :D
Happy Saturday everyone!
Calendar days are closer than they appear! [item=mocking clock]
You are the luckiest thing!! :D
[center]"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."
14 days in a row! You found a(n) Money Tree
great catch! I got: The hustler runs off without giving you anything! I guess you can never really trust a hustler. LoL
Cute Amy one liners and holiday jokes. Invite sent. :D
Thank you. I have BHH as one of my Subeta bookmarks. I click on it often throughout the day everyday. The last time I was able to get anything was November 22nd. Although, I did see something a few days ago but it was already gone when I clicked it. Win some, lose some, lol.
Nope, never trust the Hustler! In fact, I think he ran off with your little bug and left 3 images painted on your post because they’re frozen in place... :p
Calendar days are closer than they appear! [item=mocking clock]
Apparently it was as it’s running all around again. Now, where is my fly swatter!
Calendar days are closer than they appear! [item=mocking clock]
I'm not happy with myself. I unintentionally sold my Morty cards. 😡
Day 636 5 recycle beast points.
I don't feel like playing today. Good evening, ladies.
Well, the name of the Forum is Jokes, Smiles and Huggles....(giggle)
Thanks , I joined. I have no idea why I never joined before, I've been on this forum for years. Of course, I'd forget my head if it weren't sewn on, right? Of course right, and then what would we have? One day I'd be walking down the lane and plop! My head would roll off and a horse would kick it into a ditch and goodby Freddie! Never get ADHD!