Batman

Would you rather never be able to sleep or never be able to drink coffee again?

Never be able to drink coffee. I like tea better anyway.

Would you rather move to the moon or Mars, assuming neither would kill you?

Mars

Would you rather have a career that you hate with a 250k salary or have a career you love with 70k salary?

A career I love with a 70k salary. That's still a good chunk of change and I would rather do something I really enjoy

Would you rather never have health problems or never have money problems?

Never have health problems.

Would you rather have to sit beside someone with a bad cold or really bad body odor?

Somebody with a cold

Would you rather dye your hair pink or blue?

I think blue.

Would you rather wake up with a spider on your neck or a snake on your leg?

Snake on my leg!!

Would you rather be a solid 9 but have pimpels all your life, or be a 6.5 at best with fair skin?

solid 9

Would you rather have a pet dog or cat?

Pet cat (in fact, I have 2 of them!)

Would you rather be President or King/Queen?

Queen

Would you rather have a conversation with a two year old or a 90 year old?

90yr old

Would you rather have eggs or cake for breakfast?

Eggs :3

Would you rather play video games or read books?

Video games

Would you rather go swimming or clothes shopping?

Clothes shopping for sure!

Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?

Lose the ability to speak. I have always stayed completely silent around people anyway.

Would you rather lose your friends or your passion for the things you love doing the most?

Uhh, I guess lose my passion because I can find a new passion. I don't have very many friends, and my girlfriend is my best friend, so I wouldn't want to lose her.

Would you rather have to write for your toes or write with your tongue forever?

That's a tough one. I want to pick toes - but that would involve taking off socks and shoes any time I needed to sign something. Tongue would be simpler/easier.

Would you rather win by cheating or end up dead last?

End up dead last. IMO it's more fun to lose and make an effort than to win because I cheated.

Would you rather be covered in scales, or covered in fur? (head to toe!)

Scales for sure, I couldn't handle being overheating all the time.

Would you rather have your tastebuds on your feet or your hands?