Bleed tears. Blood stains way too much.

Would you rather be burned alive or drown?

Drown. Definitely drown hand down over immolation.

Would you rather have two left feet or two left hands?

Hmm, I am left-handed but I guess that I'd rather have two left feet,

Would you rather live in Medievel times or the year 2020?

2020 definitely cause at least I still have internet and subeta.

Would you rather eat the same thing every meal or something new every meal but you can never have the same thing twice?

Something new every meal. I like change.

Would you rather be able to speak every language but not be able to read/write anything, or be able to read/write any language but not speak it?

Read and write any language... people talk too much anyway :p

Would you rather drink a bath full of pee in one sitting (let's assume without water toxemia occurring) or have a bird poop in your mouth everyday?

Bird poop. Drinking that much pee would definitely kill you

Would you rather feel pain instead of tickling or tickling instead of pain?

Tickling instead of pain. I want to laugh in the face of death.

Would you rather have superhuman eyesight or hearing?

Superhuman eyesight. It would be so cool to see auras and further into the night sky.

Would you rather breathe helium or smell a wet dog every day for a year?

Smell a wet dog. Can't be that bad...

Would you rather be able to control darkness or light?

I would rather control light, so I could bend it around me and just disappear.

Would you rather have the power of flight, or the power to breathe underwater?

Power of flight, there's more things I'd like to see via flying and I already know how to scuba dive

Would you rather be a dungeons and dragons character or an anime protagonist?

D&D Would you rather only be able to smell or only be able to taste?

Only be able to taste.

Would you rather be sucked into the world of your favorite TV show or your favorite video game?

Video game...I've always been more of a game fan than tv fan, and thus felt more connected to those characters and worlds

Would you rather celebrate Christmas all year round or Halloween all year round? (edit: meaning have that decor present all the time, all social events themed for one of them, etc)

Halloween.

Would you rather have to walk everywhere, or have someone drive you everywhere (but in their really garbage car)?

have someone drive me

Live in a suburb neighborhood or out to yourself in the country?

I think by myself in the country.

Would you rather be a pet cat or a pet dog?

A pet dog - you'd get to interact with others more and go outside more.

Would you rather color/draw with pens or colored pencils?

Colored pencils! I like being able to blend them and see what new colors I can make.

Be famous for owning the most beautiful garden in the world, or be famous for owning the most beautiful and fastest car?