if it's the three-legged cat from next door, leave it. that guy's a bastard and he fights my cat >: he was cute and affectionate before i got my cat, but NO MORE he can get lost pls.

a cute non-venomous pet snake

take it. snakes are awesome!

an item of clothing that is beautiful but doesn't fit you quite right

Leave it and donate it to someone who can enjoy it

Question: Zoo free pass

Take it.

A trip to the most exciting water park in the world.

leave it - beaches are good enough

adult colouring book?

Take it.

60 day around the world trip visiting Europe, Asia, and Australia?

Take if it's free, or paid for in some way. I'm broke, but travelling is one of my dreams.

A guard dog to protect you and what is yours.

Leave it... I have attack cats :)

A tiffany lamp

Depending on the design, take it

A personal chef

If someone else pays for their work and ingredients? Abso-heckin-lutely, if not I'm waaay too poor XD

One of those win $500 x day for life prizes, with the catch that you have to move to a different country forever(you can visit but not keep citizenship anywhere else)

Take it, so long as I get to pick the country.

An all expenses paid two week trip to Siberia.

Take it - I would love to go to Siberia.

A shark cage experience

Leave it, I can not stand to be underwater for long

A Pet Tarantula?

take it.

25 dogs (all shapes and sizes)

Leave it, I am not really a dog person.

Fishing trip?

Leave it, I don't really enjoy fishing >.<

Sugar Glider?

Leave it. Those things pee on everything.

New car stereo?

Take it

A day on the beach?

Take it!

Week long Alaska cruise

Take it!

Renting an electric car for a weekend trip to anywhere?