, Heck yes! I have one already! I can use another.

A viking longboat?

Take ittt but idk what I'd do with it or where I'd put it... huh.

A giant (3x3 meter) pumpkin

And I don't know where I'd put a giant pumpkin. Sounds fun to have in my yard until it starts to rot...I think I'll leave it and stick with the little ones.

An empty 55-gallon drum?

, Keep it. We used to have some back in the 90's for rain water :.

A shopping cart?

Nah, leave it. (Though I'd probably get home faster than traffic.)

A new microwave

I will take it mine is a hundred years old

A talk with Keith (Subeta Keith)

, I'm good. I barely talk to people I know XD.

A VHS of Sleeping Beauty?

I'll take the sleeping beauty

Rainbows of Stars?

, Ummm, YES please! That'd be so pretty!

A husky?

Take it. :) One of the few dogs I like.

A sword

, I have one of those, too. I'll take another, as well!

Tickets to go on a cruise, fully paid?

Take it! I love cruises.

Rescue a pregnant momma cat?

YAS of course! I love cats so much.

A giant redwood tree in your backyard?

Take it, that would be lovely

A 100-gallon tank full of tropical fish?

Take it, if I had somewhere to put it.

A box set of spy kids movies

leave it.

Season tickets to the opera?

Absolutely! I used to have season tickets to the ballet but I've never been to an opera.

A box of loose-leaf tea?

leave it

learn any language, but forget your mother one

Oh man, as someone who loves learning other languages but still isn't fluent in any of them I really want to say yes, but that would be pretty inconvenient. Oh well, take it anyway...guess I'd relearn English eventually.

A huge bin of assorted Legos?

YAS I love legos!

A lifetime supply of iced coffee?