Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana.

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard

Dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So i make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs.

Startled by wolves that crossed my path, I jumped.

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Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough!

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this?

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help! Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining.

Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way thru the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down.

NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless.

Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile. "Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead,

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double toil and trouble,

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble,

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble,

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial,

Today was a good day, so far. Right as I opened the door, remains of a dead bird were at my doorstep. Present from my kitty, no doubt. Though it wasn't wrapped or tied with a bow. Wonder where she found this? We live in a submarine. Eventually, I will find the answer. Right now it's time to surface! We've found land. Don't forget to put on clean underwear!

Right away, I look to see where we are. Everything looks green and lush, and it is raining. Gah, I hate being wet. I make sure to put on my raincoat and boots to minimize my misery. Yet, even as I looked around, I realized how beautiful lush foliage looks when wet. Tentatively, I take a first, timid step.

Presently, I hear a noise. Ending my journey before it even started seems unthinkable, though. So I make my way through the path. Hiking up a mountain really tired out my legs. Surprisingly I almost don't feel any pain - I'm this excited.

"Don't think about that squishy thing you just stepped on!" Nonetheless, my eyes, seemingly without my control, wander down. NO! I see way too many legs. Which end is the head?! Is it dead?!

I find a stick and begin to pick it up, when suddenly it shudders and shakes! Sacrebleu! It is a snake! Examining it, I find it non-venomous and harmless. Nonetheless, I put it down and quickly get away. Yet, despite my attempts, the snake follows, catching up quickly. I run down the path when i see...

Eleven lords a leaping!

For a second I stand stunned and confused before I increase my distance from the leaping lords. Suddenly I realize I'm hallucinating and they aren't really lords. Someone pinch me; it's an 80-foot rainbow farting unicorn!

No, you cannot see this, this is impossible! Energetically, I run off down the road, turning down a dark alleyway. I trip over really huge rocks, falling to the ground. Down into a pool of oil! Such bad luck! As if to mock my misfortune, engulfing me I find a spectacularly yowling creature using me to climb out through this dismal pit of tar on the pavement. The tabby cat looked like it had been there for a long time. As it climbed up me it dripped tar all over me. It looked rather mangy, due to the ebon gunk, but I was still tempted to cuddle.

"Ebenezer thanks you for the assistance out of that gunk!"

Wow, a talking cat! Or wait, am I hallucinating again?

"No, I'm not a hallucination! How insulting!"

"Great! Then maybe you can help me?"

"Ebenezer will help, but is uncertain how?"

"Well, you could grab that liana with your teeth."

"But I don't want to bite that!"

"The little kitty afraid of some sap?"

"Phooey - with that attitude Ebenezer won't help."

"Please?" I wasn't even sure why I wanted that plant.

The cat relented and daintily bit at the liana. As I watched him start to drag it, I heard dancing in the distance. Were the gypsies back? "Ebenezer, quickly!" I yelled out.

Tugging mightily, Ebenezer sped up just a little. Eventually it budged a little, but not quick enough! How was I going to get out of this? Simplicity itself, ask for help!Possibly those dancers are friendly and not hostile.

"Everyone! Can you possibly help me?"

Everyone could not, in fact, possibly help me. Instead, dancers started twirling around my tar pit.

"Tsk," they said. "Double, double toil and trouble, erstwhile effort won't bring you rubble, easy effort won't make you noble, early elephants might crush your cordial, leave it be, drown in oil."