Random Event You notice a Blue Seahorse Sticker on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
As the lizards attempt to escape, your trap fires, but instead of capturing the lizard minions, it hits them on the head... poor lizard minions! How could you? Shame on you! You shrug, and attempt to retrieve Blue Seahorse Sticker, but the comatose lizard minion refuses to let go. You decide to stuff both into your pocket. You are so mean.

You notice a Holy Water on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Holy Water into your inventory.
Random Event You notice a Ice Chameleon Plushie on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Ice Chameleon Plushie into your inventory.
Random Event You notice a Boysenberry Pressed Flower Shortbread Cookie on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Boysenberry Pressed Flower Shortbread Cookie into your inventory.
You notice a Arid Potion on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Arid Potion into your inventory.
Random Event You notice a The Big Book of Lizards on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place The Big Book of Lizards into your inventory.
You notice a Unicorn Horn on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place [item2=Unicorn Horn] into your inventory.
Random Event You notice a Dusk Potion on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Dusk Potion into your inventory.
Random Event You notice a Ancient Blue Pot on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Ancient Blue Pot into your inventory.
It’s been awhile since I got one of these.

Random Event You notice a Spider Clock on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Spider Clock into your inventory.
[item2=spider clock]
lovely art by
"grey would be the colour if i had a heart" ~nin ❤️
Random Event You notice a Rock Star Blob Doll on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Rock Star Blob Doll into your inventory.
Random Event You notice a Dawn Tutani Beanbag on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
As the lizards attempt to escape, your trap fires, but instead of capturing the lizard minions, it hits them on the head... poor lizard minions! How could you? Shame on you! You shrug, and attempt to retrieve Dawn Tutani Beanbag, but the comatose lizard minion refuses to let go. You decide to stuff both into your pocket. You are so mean.

You notice a Baaaaaa on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Baaaaaa into your inventory.
You notice a Tinoh on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Tinoh into your inventory.
You notice a Salmon and Cream Cheese Sandwich on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Salmon and Cream Cheese Sandwich into your inventory.
Random Event You notice a Toy Mace on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
As the lizards attempt to escape, your trap fires, but instead of capturing the lizard minions, it hits them on the head... poor lizard minions! How could you? Shame on you! You shrug, and attempt to retrieve Toy Mace, but the comatose lizard minion refuses to let go. You decide to stuff both into your pocket. You are so mean.

You notice a Bloodred Cadogre Plushie on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Bloodred Cadogre Plushie into your inventory.
You notice a Arsenic-Laced Peanut Butter Cookie on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place [item2=Arsenic-Laced Peanut Butter Cookie] into your inventory.
Formerly known as its_just_me
(I started in March)
Wine is the answer
What was the question?
You notice a Bloody Brain Puff on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it! Your lizard minion trap crashes down, but all you manage to do is capture a single lizard minion, you hurt him! How dare you?! You angrily stuff the comatose lizard minion into your inventory and lie in wait.
You notice a Arid Feli Plushie on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place [item2=Arid Feli Plushie] into your inventory.
Formerly known as its_just_me
(I started in March)
Wine is the answer
What was the question?
Random Event You notice a Death Charm on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!
Your lizard minion trap crashes down, but all you manage to do is capture a single lizard minion, you hurt him! How dare you?! You angrily stuff the comatose lizard minion into your inventory and lie in wait.
