A man entered a pun contest in his local newspaper. He sent in 10 entries hoping one would win, but no pun in 10 did.

2 cat pics for the price of one!

I'd love to enter for Lot 3, and my number is 452! 🌟

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

This because my current cat is mewing a lot for attention.

Choosing giveaway lot 2 and my number is 79.

I would love to enter for the dark ranger set ^u^ may i enter with the number 1? Purrhaps all you need right meow is some kitty punny-paws furr a better day? I can see your smeowling ;) Purrlease nefurr furrget that, efurryone can be cute with a kittycat charm~ :B

my picture is an img of one of my kitties, her name is Perola (it means Pearl in a foreign language) https://orig07.deviantart.net/82ac/f/2016/168/c/8/perola_nom_nom_by_itsybitsyprincess-da6mt06.jpg (im sorry i think i did something wrong and the pic isnt showing, its a lil big, so better leave the code ? ^^ )

check this girls

Pun: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Number: 52 Lot: 3

why so punny? would you prefer funny? Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack. - my number

I choose Giveaway Lot 2 Lot

the cat is curious tho~ and presh. i think it notices the shiny prizes.

~ thanks for this, tagging several friends.

@ habeebi @ fickle @ alana @ bliss @ mistress_murder @ zawmbi @ reaper @ hollis @ flyingkat @ gatta @ katala @ georgie @ witchy

What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain BA-DUM-TSSSSS

I'd like a spot for lot 3 please, my number is 372

It's a pic... but moving :D

Omgggg on the 21st this month, we'll get our Maine Coon kitten, Obi! My bf's previous Coon was named Chewie and he wanted to keep the Star Wars tradition lol

If we only named our pup Leila...

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pun: I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.;)

Thanks for this giveaway!

My Grandfather was a knight. His name was Sir Loin

I choose lot 3 () and my number is 457

Thanks for this giveaway!

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. Lot ???? Not sure how this works. Cute cats: Number: 462

Thanks for doing this!! <3

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda? He's lucky it was a soft drink!

This is Samson, my kitty! ^_^

I choose number 242 and Trade Lot 3, please. I would like to be entered for the CSC/CW prizes.

Check this out!

THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way. dunno how to post a photo so heres a link... http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cute-kittens-64-57b32778a2fe1__605.jpg

Id Like to enter for Giveaway lot 3

My number is 215. :)

...and I'm back on the cats section of the internet pun: “Let’s cat this under way!”

I would like to enter for Lot 2 and the cw/cscs my number is 317

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? To see the time fly...

Here's a funny cat

I'd like to enter for lot , CSC and CW! Number 7 (or 17, or 27 if 7 is taken)

While I was cooking last night my husband asked me if I'd heard about the cheeseburger thief in town. I told him that joke was way too cheesy.

I'd like to throw my hat in for lot 2, with number 228! Csc, please! Does... does the blob kitty emoji count as csc?

PUN — I have a sinking feline more cats are coming.

Give away Lot 5, cws and csc please. My number is 337

“I wanted to fly my cat but there wasn’t enough wind.” I'd like to enter for lot 3 and both CSC and CW prizes. My number is 303.

O: Pun: I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

I'm always excited to share pictures of my kitty cat.

The Best Way to Wake Up

Lot Random Number: 133

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. Thank you for hosting this giveaway, it's very nice of you!!

Here is my pretty kitty, Abner <3

I'd like to enter for lot 3 please! And I'll choose number 187 :)

Clearly...this cat is inbread. nudge nudge

Entering for Lot 2, please? (I assume the CSC and CW entry is automatic? ^^) And I'll go with and poke around to see if it's been taken. Thank you! <3

- thank you for tagging me dear!! :*

- Hi there! :) I'd like my number to be 91 for giveaway Lot 2 (6728050) and would also like an entry for the CSC giveaway too, please!

PUN: Everyone's puns are so funny they're going to make me PUMA pants :P (sorry that was really bad lol)

Funny Cat Pic