It's not so much that we're married, it's more that I found the magical orb your spirit was attached to and now you're stuck with me. At least you'll have plenty of bad guys to fight- I've got many enemies.

I must have been swooned by the color of your eyes! It's one of my favorites

Classic fake marriage scam plot! needed to get married to inherit his family's fortune. I am just helping!

fluffy = instant love

Because I like to keep my friends close... and my enemies closer. :)

pragmatic arrangement as part of a complex and extralegal scheme intended to protect ourselves from our many enemies

I think my parents got desperate for grandkids to spoil and arranged this match for me.

You invited me to your Animal Crossing town and I liked the way you decorated :D

keeping each other company as two of the last survivors of an apocalypse

I love the feeling of mosquitoes on my skin 24/7

I'm only in it for the money

because you're a magical girl with magical powers :3

Because you can maybe assist with this skeleton problem I'm having :3

...alright, who spiked my Coca-Cola and put this idea in my head?

It was greencard marriage. Lets just say we have "an understanding".

Because I've always wanted to marry a goddess.

access to her library, and to not get stabbed.

i got charmed by the weed those big eyes

I mean... do I really need to say why? ;)

Because her beauty struck me right away. She seems shy but really comes out of her bubble.