and that a DLS ?!?
stuffs socks to enhance her cleavage :P
scalps the neighbourhood cats to make sweaters .
this is not a secret sweetheart :( You dye your hair. With lemon juice.
enjoys to feast on the blood of young ones :3
is actually an ebil witch, but brewed a potion to turn herself into a pretty girl.

'accidently' flushed her exes ipad2 & blames the cat .
Probably had five mistresses..
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your ankles are actually very uncomfortable.