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Rules are meant to be broken,right 😉 I like her also Abrazos :D
I'm only allowing this exception. I think I can accommodate any other interests within my overall limit.
168 days in a row! You found 1 Bathhouse Tokens
To ping or not to ping? Let me know? "Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."
An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.
It's not known when this group was submitted. Some look old . . .
Some chuckles
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
Those are fun to read Hugs =) Day 138 -- You found 1 Bathhouse Tokens in the pool!
I like puns and I hope none are offensive to anyone. HOWEVER some.... people get annoyed about group pings, and if I do this every day I don't want to annoy anyone so I am trying out different ideas. No one said anything to my comment recently about pinging the group or not pinging so I am trying a different approach. You are so lovely and giving and thoughtful!
Love the jokes :D Please keep them coming! With English not being my first language, I basically don't know any of the puns that everyone knows because they usually go around in primary school. It's so much fun to read them now :D
I don't mind pings. I'm not really that active in the forums, so usually I don't read things unless I get pinged there.
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thanks for the thumbs up. I don't usually read posts from forums where I am not active unless it is a personal ping, so I ask. hugs
i am fine too thanks :)
not doing much lately online except for battling and battle and normal quests and visiting bathhouse - just like real life is a bit buzzy so i dont have much online time to be honest :)
bathhouse 20 days 30 CSC Hiya :) Done working for today. Hopefully I can get a few of Quentins quests in ;)
LOVED the puns! Some of them made me laugh so hard! XD
there is a novel written entirely without the letter e, I don't know what that is called. I can find out later today, its on a newspaper I picked up yesterday.
Day 355 40 CSC.
The longest lipogram is "Gadsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright. 50,000 words, and not a single letter "e". At least in English.
you can ping me anytime. hugs =) Day 139 ---You found 4 QuestPoints in the pool!
- Those jokes/puns are terrific. I am copying them to tell them to a colleague at work! :P
Day 356 a crypt treasure point. Nine days to go...
Though its still winter, it already feels like summer.
169 days in a row! You found 10 Recycle Beast Points. Nice! :) That's 50,000 points minimum! :)
Chuckles and some words to the <3
-When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
-Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping?
-I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is slipping
-if we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?
-behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes (disclaimer: No offense intended!)
??always remember, you are absolutely unique, just like everybody else ??
<3 no matter how you feel get up, dress up, show up, and NEVER give up <3 The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away <3 work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt.
Loved the puns hon. This one is my favorite as I have a toddler here at home: Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Life is short... Count your Blessings, Love your family and friends and lend a helping hand whenever you can!
R.I.P. Karen Garvin, beloved sister. Tom Garvin, beloved father. Jo Garvin, beloved mother., Donna Honeycutt, baby sister
I almost didn't get that one. ❤
Life is short... Count your Blessings, Love your family and friends and lend a helping hand whenever you can!
R.I.P. Karen Garvin, beloved sister. Tom Garvin, beloved father. Jo Garvin, beloved mother., Donna Honeycutt, baby sister