There once was a girl named Jovita Who liked to dip her toes in Velveeta. She couldn't wear sandals, She had to light candles, For the smell would frighten a cheetah.

She founded a cult called Tartarus And if your pet's over 9,000 then join us. We crack lots of jokes, Have a censoring bloke, But everyone else will just cuss.

She also had a friend from L.A. Who traveled to visit one day. They watched some porn, With a dragon's horn, To which no one knew quite what to say.

To the cult she is known as the mama But now the kids all have some trauma. She's nowhere to be seen Maybe she's in Meereen, Looking for Daenerys on a llama.

But now it's the time for Luminaire When we tell one another that we care. We're the best of friends, I'd give us all tens, If gymnastics and life were both fair.

-Creative SS

OMG THIS IS GREAT ILU SS