(trying to edit long posts on my phone is a bad idea so will update tomorrow, loving the new suggestions)
Well, we have a "hates bugs" title, what about a "loves bugs" one
Some more music titles, I hope people like them "^_^
Can't get USER out of your head
What USER is waiting for?
Wake up in the morning feeling like USER
It's USER bitch!
USER is living la vida loca
USER become so numb
USER will always love you
USER is getting their freak on
USER is saying NO to rehab
USER wanna have your babies
USER is in the misery business
I'm still USER from the block
USER is ain't happy but feeling glad
All that USER want is another baby
USER is harder, better, faster, stronger
USER is everybody's fool
USER is liking this Subetan boy
USER is getting this party started
Why don't USER get a job
USER shot you down
Groove is in USER heart
USER is having just a little crush
USER is all 'bout the SP
What USER gonna look like with a chimney on them
I am going to hack thesite, our those out, and LOCK ONE TO YOUR TITLE
USER doesn't understand birthdays (donate cake to dc on your birthday or over a certain number of items to dc on bday) USER needs to lift (trains pets more then 5 times in x days?) USER is a cat lady (have over x cat minions in minion zoo) USER is in the dog park (visit peka park with a kumos? or minion zoo related?) yes this is a welcome to nightvale ref lol
(i'm looking through all the suggestions and getting v hopeful for upcoming achievements... i really hope we get a "sleepyhead" title ;w; )
[edit] [topic not found] ran into this old topic while doing a google, i think "USER the Overachiever" ('s suggestion) or "USER is so meta" ('s suggestion) could be fun if we don't have something similar already~
edit the second - "USER is great at boats" (as in hawkeye - "i'm great at boats!" for wearing the rest of the waterskis, maybe?)
Some of my suggestions:
USER is on the run (based on the song Fox On The Run) For Masq holiday
USER is a Zoo Keeper (Have a large amount of minions in your zoo) for Anytime
USER is a runaway bride (for Vesnali) Have the following bridal items and shoes in wardrobe
USER is Mr Blue Sky (for Vesnali)
USER is only happy when it rains (for Vesnali) Have the following items in wardrobe
The Total Eclipse of USER
USER is Speed Racer or Speed Racer USER sounds good too.(Have the following car based items in wardrobe)
USER is a Brick House (for Fireside)
Guardian Of The Galaxy USER for Anytime
USER has a six pack (feed the following beer to your pet)
USER runs with the wolf pack (have the following wolf minions in your zoo)
Sorry USER can't hear you over the sound of their AWESOMENESS (have the following headphones in your wardrobe)
Like a good neighbor, stay over there!

We need: USER quested for nothing as the prize for failing this quest-a-thon.
I would REALLY like to see forum titles for SPECIFIC pet species like "_ is a pherret lover"
Could they unlock if you have, for example, 3 of the specified pet?
[tot=superferretlover]
July group!
I'm pretty sure there already is a big project failure Achievement, doesn't it have a title?
I would love to have a title such as "[USERNAME] is a fighter"
unless I'm an idiot and there already is one >___>
or perhaps USER will not sing to you is not too obscure?
edit / also! USER can pick any card from a pack (maybe it should be "the pack," though? hm.)
the fish/mermaid I left for possible Keel Hauliday or more tiers for bathhouse :x
GET IN YOUR PIRATE THEMED SUGGESTIONS THOUGH, WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL HAVE THIS HOLIDAY ;)
i don't any fun pirate references ;o; the closest i've got is
@ Amber i wanted a man from uncle reference but i don't remember the boat scene dialogue, so hawkguy's all i got for now haha
[edit] Power Boat Champion USER well. that was a lot of effort for what ends up being an unexciting reference lmao
Some Monkey Island titles
USER is fighting like a dairy farmer
USER is a Three-Headed Monkey
USER left it in their other pants
USER is wanna be a pirate!
USER look more like a flooring inspector
USER is a victim of society!
USER could really use a breath mint.
USER got a real attitude problem!
USER got a real hair problem!
USER is looking for 30 dead guys and one woman.
i should've mentioned this earlier, but i took over bug's forum title thread o: Forum Titles: The Unofficial Guide 2.0!
i don't think i can top 's puns (USER would tap that would be p great, good for what ales you is spectacular) but i like
USER raised the bar USER is just barley getting by USER has déjà brew
... i wanted a "bar none" joke but couldn't make it work ;w; and i'd argue that Three cheers for USER could be an alegarten title ('cause cheers) but maybe that's just me? o:
Updated and thanks for the new title thread! :D
ALSO ADDED A FEW SUGGESTIONS OF MINE featuring outdated memes and bad jokes
Some titles I was thinking :)
If there are any English mistakes, please let me know.
USER is swearing their not drunk!
USER is drinking their "last" beer
USER is trying to get a little bit tipsy
USER is cheering for the freakin' weekend
USER is drunk in love
USER is spilling the beer
USER is saying NO to rehab (I posted it already but it can fit very well for the holiday)
USER is raising their glass
USER is blaming it on the alcohol
USER is drinking their pain/problems away