Oh wow - yeah, I agree it's time this game got an update. (As great of a relic as it is!) I wonder if there have been programming issues with getting it updated - I remember at one point we had a game programmer that did things just...super differently to everyone else.
Anyway, I'll look into the art side of it, see what can be done - maybe it can be worked into a Monthly Theme at some point :)
- Gosh, right? I was having a read through that story/FAQ and it's so...out of place? I cannot for the life of me remember how it came about. I do quite like the idea of the games having a bit of their story behind them, though. Something to think about in the future!
I'm pretty sure we could work on getting this game coded to work a bit faster, at least.
- It's one of those games that I really never understood until I just started playing it, and then it made sense eventually? Then it was actually really fun...but wow, is it intimidating just reading those initial pages.