Tough choice but I will pick pet tiger because I think the water change would be a pain for a pet shark.

Would you rather go camping or glamping?

It would have to be glamping now. I can't sit or lay on the ground anymore.

Diet or regular drink?

Regular, but go further and opt for sugar sweetened. Enough of this korn syrup...

A fast vehicle, or one that can go anywhere?

Anywhere, I'll listen to music while I wait

Gold or silver?

Argentum, second best gets second best.

Destroy with purpose, or create in vain?

Destroy with purpose, breakin shit is fun!!

Tea or coffee?

Definitely tea. I hate coffee.

Baked potato or french fries?

French fries all the way!

Udon or soba noodles?

Soba

Sailing or swimming?

Sailing alone, iz easier than swimming alone.

Lie about your "many conquests", or deny the only one you did?

Lie about many. At least that way I could still look forward to great accomplishments,

Burgers or hot dogs?

Depends, some stands from way back served burgers with hot dogs in em.

Would you rather be a dead alpha, or an omega not worth killing?

Omega :')

Sneakers or boots?

Both, depending. But as much as I love boots, I wear sneakers a lot more often.

Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb?

Dud star, mine hate to think mine movie be killed off by modern production practices.

Would you rather feel cold during summer, or boiling during winter?

Definitely cold during summer. It's way too hot here.

Cereal or eggs for breakfast?

Today I chose eggs =)

Antique or modern minimalist furniture?

Antique

Freeze to death or burn to death?

Freeze to death, go to sleep and never wake up.

Deal with rambunctious children, or an adult with severe mental illness?

Rambunctious children definitely. Dealt with the other. Not fun.

Eat sushi or tacos?