Mozzarella sticks yes!!

Iced tea or iced coffee?

Iced Tea.

Banana Bread or Chocolate Chip Muffin?

Banana bread :D

Ice pops or slushies?

That's a tough one! Ummm, let's go with slushies. They're more portable, and I can set them down if I need to.

Popcorn or potato chips?

Potato Chips, but only because my teeth have gotten old and snaggly, because popcorn is awesome.

Pretzels filled with peanut butter, or formed Shrimp Chips?

My house is never without peanut butter-filled pretzels!

Pizza Combos, or Cheese Pretzel Combos?

I have no idea what a 'combo' is but I guess I'll go with pizza because, you know, pizza.

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Apple pie or banana bread?

They are a delicious and terrible snack food product and I love them, even though I shouldn't.

Totally going with apple pie, warm, with a nice scoop of vanilla bean ice cream. Mmmm.

Banana bread or banana blondies?

Banana Bread.

Avocado or Artichoke?

Artichoke, steamed with wine and garlic and served with lemon butter!

Oven-roasted asparagus or oven-roasted green beans?

Aparagus

Steamed kohlrabi or Creamed Parsnips?

I've never had kohlrabi, but desperately want to start growing it (brassicas do well in this climate), so let's go with that.

Stir-fry with beef, or stir-fry with moose?

I wouldn't pick either for a stir fry because unless you cut them thin they're gonna be tough and I don't have a slicer that can do that. I can't imagine any of the typical stir-fry american-chinese sauces that'd go with moose, though. Maybe sweet and sour moose would work if there were some tangy wild berries to be the sweet? Still risky. Beef it is.

Tofu Pad Thai, or Garlic Chicken?

Anything you cook with beef, you can do with moose! It's like beef, but better. xD

Tofu Pad Thai, in a heartbeat.

Pad Thai or Pra Ram?

Had neither but Pad Thai seems like something I'd enjoy more.

Chicken or ham?

Chicken

Beef or pork?

Well, beef has better flavor, but pork can be flavored with almost anything, so if I had to pick one to eat forever, I'd go with pork... More variety and all that...

sweet and sour chicken or orange chicken?

sweet and sour chicken.

What would you rather put on your pancakes? Strawberry jam or maple syrup`?

Maple syrup!

Waffles with fresh fruit and whipped cream, or waffles with butter and syrup?

Real maple syrup. Not maple flavored. Not corn syrup colored brown. is not picking anything forever

Almond M & Ms or Peanut M & Ms