Pst! Next you'll be claiming that witnessed me sticking my hand in Gilly's mouth and forcing him to bite down so I could sue or at least move to have him destroyed since I'm a rabid anti sharkite and live to get innocent young sharks in trouble with the law.

DUDE...you were going to reap my soul! By most definitions that rates as being worse than biting someone's hand off, I mean lots of people survive shark attacks if they get prompt enough medical attention

Wait...isn't that double jeopardy if gets tried again for the non murder of Lady Ducttape? As I recall, the case was thrown out of court because Ductape popped in to disprove her own murder, now then, unless Lady Love has a new fib regarding this case, can't we lay it to rest?

Is Lady pressing charges?

HOW did you find out who my surprise witness was in !?!?! I call foul that your dear brother is breaking into my files and trying to find my witnesses!!! I CALL FOWL!!! Oh wait that is a bird...I mean FOUL!!! And I sadly have to agree, it is kinda double jeopardy to retry . Although Habeebi has the facts wrong. She had been found GUILTY and went on the run because her sentence was to be eaten by me. HOWEVER while she was on the run, ductape615 reappeared and appeared to be alive and not a hologram or robot. SO we had to upturn the guilty verdict and I lost my meal. BUT no one can say we were not just we could have just ate her cus well she had been found guilty and all...a zombie need not change its mind on things even when presented with facts.

But if I reaped your soul you could be with me forever - so I think its less worse nods

I feel like I missed things here haha.

In my trial the pillow vs myself his former owner. I have been put on trial for having thrown him from a 4 story window into the ocean below where my baby Gilly, the shark was waiting for him....to play. HE proclaims I tried to kill him by throwing him out the window and feeding him to sharks. Now I was going to call you as my witness as to how gentle and loving Gilly is and that he so not would have eaten Habeebi, but merely wanted a friend to play with. nods BUT he went into my files and found that you were my surprise witness.

Well hell. Gilly just needed a fluffy toy to play with. That's all. No nefarious plot there. Nope.

have I ever mentioned how amused I am that your pet shark is named Gilbert? I can only think of Gilbert Blythe and it cracks me up. :D

LOL I allowed to name him. YET he won't get in the tank with him to play. That's some horse phoey there don't you think?

, As my Mom used to say 'One lies and the other swears to it' Gilbert most certainly did not want to play, he was not sad or scared and wanted to hug a pillow, he wanted what any shark would want, my Ladies, he wanted to eat or make little sharks (yes, I am a meanie pants and don't want to get him a girlfriend) and I remind you that he brought friends...lots of friends and not for Frisbee Baseball or hide and go seek either

LOL He was named for Uncle Gilbert on the Munsters

How do you know those were his friends? Those could have been bullies and you let my poor Gilly be picked on!!! He just wanted you to snuggle and read him bed time stories. He hasn't been the same since you left. Crying and he won't eat a single thing I try to feed him.

They all just wanted to play with a squishy adorable pillow.

heh why do we have to have 3 cases? and haven't we finished with these yet? i've wandered away from court.

HUGS ! i know i have smail, but haven't gotten to it yet! SORRY!! I'M A BAD WITCHY!!

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ahhh haha! Okay, well that's a bit better than Gilbert Blythe I suspect. He didn't seem very shark-y.

Also...did you name Gilly before or after you got tossed in? I missed that story I think.

Gilly was his hidden name.

A bad Witchy? Does this mean I get to spank you, my Love?

Honey, I am just so glad you're back that punishing you is almost the furthest thing from my mind...almost, I think we'd both enjoy a good spanking. One case was dismissed since the Prosecutor never showed up to argue why shouldn't get cake, I dropped my charges though I will certainly resume them if and bring this in the direction I think it will go and I could have sworn that Spiderwebby V Ducttape had been resolved when Lady Tape popped in to refute her alleged death

Good! I hope they were mean to him! I hope some bigger Great White bit off his dorsal so he couldn't run away after he bit off my hand, I hope they gave him noogies and wet willies until he swam crying to you that the other sharks were picking on him and called him mean names, like Princess

DUDE...she's making you a flunky! Pretty soon you won't even be able to reap a soul without her approval

, she called him all sorts of cutesy-poo petnames

Nobody makes the reaper a flunky :P

REAPER IS THE DEATHLESS ONE! NO ONE CAN MAKE HER A FLUNKY!!

may be Zombie Queen, so maybe, they're "contemporaries" (and yes...i had to spell check that)

there is only one thing i can say, to that, ... oh baaaaaaybeeeeeie! :D

and is that what's happening in the courts? heh...

it's raining here, i'm going to fix some hot tea,and go back to bed and read for a while. i also want to consider what i'm going to fix for yumms, tonight. i was a good girl, and ate a banana (part of) this morning... and i need to fix something with lots of garlic for tonight... (trying to help my blood pressure)

yes...i know...it's still morning, and i even ate a good breakfast, (banana pancakes, and an egg) but i'm hungry again, (and i can't finish that banana..../MARSHA EAT A SNICKERS! hahahahaaaa/ for some reason, banana's just aren't that yummy to me...unless i make banana pudding...THEN i can eat Bananas!)

but i have no problem with GARLIC! hahahhaaaaa... i might just fix garlic bread and put tuna on it. YUM. i like that. and garlic chicken noodle soup.....mmmmmm....... of course, i'm watching Rachael Ray, and i might want to try Carbonara....lol

ok...i'm going to go browse recipe's for a while....

See Ya All Later! (i'll be on tomorrow morn)

Exactly, is not a flunky...a friend. Who helps do things with persuasion of gorgeous men photos and gifs.

LOL There are some words I have to look up when spelling too. Because I know my version is WAY WAY off.

Yep yep - no flunky haha. Just easily distracted by tasty fellas.

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