STOP LAUGHING MIKE, THIS IS SERIOUS MATTERS

you are dead to me.

wanted them all to be r99 sooooooo

dear jesus. Thank you for not doing that to me.

Why r99, tho

You know they would be easier to get because of cracking the safe, and lizard minion events.

In the future, less r99, more r97-r98

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

[BEANBAG COLLECTORS CRYING IN THE DISTANCE]

I love minions, all of them. The cute ones, 'magical' ones, all. So all the minion love is great.

I've yet to get Dandybunny though.

you guys got off easy. i might have plushie collectors coming after me with pitchforks

I try to keep on top of all of my collections, so I'll probably be crying regardless, lol.

My collection is nowhere near complete anyway though so who cares lmao

Yes, focus on plushies and stickers. yeeeesssss.

ALSO - ACHIVEMENT FOR THOSE BEANBAGS "THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK" DO IT.

There's probably a copyright on that. /partypooper

(thatwouldbefunthough)

Minion month? More like it's the most wonderful timeeeee of the yeeeear~

Crossing my fingers so hard for more Fluffalo items, even though it definitely isn't one of the classics like a lot of these are.

Beanbags. Plushies. Stickers. I don't care, I want more.

No. No more Cash shop beanbags.

Is there more to come or was it rather a "Minion Week" than a month? Just wondering. :)

We've been releasing minion-related items all month?

With a massive release and hint-like news posts last week that made it look like there might be more (aka some bigger plan) to come and that's why I was wondering...