FIXED TO REFLECT TRUTH.

OMG I also hate it when a girl is outside of the kitchen. I mean, come on. Are you done with dinner? Really?

then bring the fucking bacon home if you want food. :(

Yes to /constant/ question-asking.

C: I'm a girl but meh.

I don't like it when a girl appears desperate; at least I don't want to appear to look like I need some other life organism in order to live, even if I'm totally gaga over the boy I'm talking to. : |

I also don't like it when girls pretend to be dumb.

Girls who can't appreciate their natural selves = insta-turn off. I like scruffy morning hair better than hairspray'd out the yang, highlighted, straightened, styled, whatever freakin' wacko-do.

Asking a lot of questions and yapping about everything is annoying, too. :/ So is being waaaay over-emotional or shudder. giggly.

Edit for almighty wisdom:

Penis = better. They have cute names for them, like pennors and little buddy. Or you can brag, and call yourself like, 'Big John' or '10-Inch Timmy'.

Vags just have... vag. Sounds like an ointment.

I guess you could get creative, but then it's just creepy. Monster Cave? Abyss? Endless Void From Which No Pennor Returns?

There are several things I hate about other girls.

First of all the question "Do I look fat/bad/ugly in this?" - Yes you fucking do so! "Looks the barrette better on this side or the other?" - Omg! Shut up!

So I hate the superficiality of some girls, seriously. And also some women make work needless complicated. It's like "Let's discuss about something we could finish within two minutes for 3 hours because it's so very interesting to talk about insignificant things."

I don't like the whole "I'm not taking care of myself" thing, or people who are high maintenence. You don't need to be a woman to be a gold digger. Bleh, I hate that kind of girl. :/ And man.

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i lol'd at that.

This. My friend always slaps my other guy friend in the face really hard and just laughs about it, and when he asks her to stop she just giggles and does it some more. I'm a girl and I don't get the point of hitting guys for 'fun' lol, unless we're both messing around /: I hate it when my female friends do this, and then when my guy friend reacts and play slaps her back or something, she freaks the fuck out.

My last boyfriend said that he liked just chilling with his guy friends a lot of the time because they want to do way more stuff than girls. Like we were at the pool and I noticed how true this was when all of us girls sat out on the side to tan and talk, and the guys started messing around and swimming in the pool. =___=

I hate girls that take forever to get ready too. Like when I call a friend to chill, I don't want to have to wait 3 hours for her to do her hair and makeup, especially since we're probably just going to the mall or some shit. I shower, straighten my hair, get dressed, and put on makeup in the morning and it seriously doesn't take me more than 30 minutes if I'm honestly trying. ///: