Granted, but you still have you girls parts too. D:

I wish I could relive the past.

- Granted, but now you're stuck there.

I wish I had more monies.

Ooo, wish battle.

You have more money, which provokes a hobo into mugging you. Very violently.

I wish the woman I loved didn't loathe me.

Granted, but now she wont leave you alone!

I wish people weren't so ignorant...

Sure, but everyone is only a little less ignorant of color theory

I wish I wasn't sick

- Granted, you're dead.

I wish I had a huge jellybean!

The jellybean is huge...but also sentient, and has a mouth, and eats you.

I wish I could use magic.

sorry your human! :( i wish i had a sister :D [edit] forgot to ping

- (staying in character, I'm actually not...even humans can use magic, where I come from :/ Though I guess out of character, that works.)

Congratulations! You have a sister! However, she is better than you at everything and outshines you and now no one likes you anymore.

I wish I was better at cooking.

Your good at cooking, you even own a restaurant! But no-one ever comes to it (or ever orders your food).. shame! :(

- I wish you'd wish for something ;)

Granted, but her fingers fall off in telling you her wish.

I wish this headache would go away.

granted but then the rest of you starts hurting

wish the wasn't a hole on this piece of paper

granted! but then there is a hole in your stomache i wish i didnt have to go to school :D

Congratulations! You are no longer required to go to school! However, you can only get pathetic jobs since you aren't educated enough to do anything better.

I wish my clothes didn't get dirty.

Wish granted. You have to wash them.

I wish your('s) skin wasnt blue. (no offense)

Wish granted. I use the special ability of the character this account is based on to shape-shift into a human. You are therefore unable to recognize me and I'm able to sneak up behind you and stab you with my spear.

...Do you really wish my skin wasn't blue!? I can't help my blood color!

I wish humans didn't have such a limited skin color range. Black or tan or white? pfffft. Boring.

Err. Im not dead. LOL! Yeah!

Anyway. Wish granted but now they turn into aliens of other planets and everyone has war. twitches mouth to right

I wish that I will win the writing contest. (You can ask. You just click here)

You win the contest but only because everyone else is DEAD. Probably from the alien war. Congratulations, though! ((Good luck.))

I wish that I didn't have to work.

Congratulations. Your not working anymore. Now your a hobo!

I wish that (DOUCH! I dont have anymore wishes) I could live happily everyday!