Not so much cake but there have been significant ice cream and cereal contributions. Oh wait no yes I make pancakes for dinner loads whoops.

hahaha you're doing very well then

I tend to make a huge stack on Sundays after a lie in, at, like, 3, as my breakfast/dinner but Idk man sometimes you just get to dinner and pancakes.

Also MY UNI IS PUTTING ON A WEEK OF BOUNCY CASTLES AND PETTING ZOOS NEXT WEEK TO HELP US DE STRESS THAT'S JUST AMAZING

.. why isn't my college like your uni

Some US unis do 'puppy rooms; and I always thought that was the greatest idea to ever exist but this is BETTER there's gonna be an ALPACA. Also please tell em your absolutely adorable HA is Jehan or else I'mma feel really stupid.

are you joking or is this a real thing i never know what's real in america what is a jehan i dont concern myself with sweet little poets who ruin my life yes it is

MOFUCKING PUPPY ROOMS MY FRIEND I have this daydream where Jehan and Cosette sit and braid each other's hair and talk about boys because omg they are my utter favourites.

tHAT'S IT i'm moving to america (why no kitten rooms though) ugh cutest thing ever i have this daydream where jehan is a tattoo artist and has the biggest crush on one of his clients aka montparnasse bc he's pretty but then he ends up trying really hard not to giggle at him because he's a pussy and complains about how it hurts to get a tattoo

That is the cutest I wanna cry. Oh my god Jehan would be totally grossed out because murder and crime is not sweet and nice but also entranced because wow Montparnasse is a total babe who is super slick and a hero to the lower classes with all this grace and charisma and Jehan would write poems about him and darkness with eyes like coal fires and smoke on his silver tongue and yeah.

just keep imagining the kitten room and u might ahh little balls of fur idk idk i'm pretty sure montparnasse would like him because he's adorable and blushes all the time and then jehan proves to be a total badass who won't let no criminals walk over him and he's like ok i can roll w that and jehan could see the beauty in what he does but at the same time it'd be toxic because montparnasse would be so bad for him and he just deserves to be happy ok and then they get into a fight but not really fight because jehan would really like matching tattoos but parnasse would shudder at the idea of getting another tat and jehan wouldnt bring it up again bc he feels silly about it but ugh

Are there beds in the imaginary kitten room so you can nap among them? I just imagined Jehan shooting a pump action shotgun one handed and it was goooooood. I like toxic relationships they're attractive downing spiraling Jehan falling in love with the night and Montparnasse with the day who's quite and sweet but totally badass and full of vitality and the rest of the amis don't know what to do because look what's happening to their little poet falling in love with the criminal mastermind but Jehan doesn't care because matching tattoos and writing poems about dirt in the gutters and blood on their tongues wow I think I like dark Jehan.

of course!! he totally could yes me too and i like how self destructive jehan is (shh it's a headcanon i will not stray from). i think courf might point out that look man this guy is shifty as hell we dont want you to get hurt (vs. 'i dont want to identify your body' because he'd be just a tad more careful around jehan) but he wouldnt listen because jehan is obsessing over love and he thinks they should give him a chance and also they have fun doing opium together and one of the perks of being in a homosexual relationship with a criminal in 19th century france is that theyd know how to avoid attention and optionally montparnasse could shut people up if he had to and maybe jehan was good at tattooing people like they did overseas (or just scratching ink into their skin idk) but montparnasse is good w knives and that's just as fun there was a time when fandoms were kind when their tumblr posts were pretty and their fans inviting then it all went wrong

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oww, sorry to hear that. ): you'll do fine!

Oh my gosh I don't know what to say.

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I just oh my gosh this is the most absolutely lovely thing because I was having a rubbish morning and revision was getting me down but the flatmates and I had takeout and watched Eurovision and I come back to this and oh my god THANK YOU ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH I'm all emotional because this the kindest thing wow I just kdfakmdflamfkmal.

But wow though because Jehan becoming totally entrenched in the beautiful gothicality of Montparnasse and his darkness and slick severity and yeah, Courf becoming completely and totally concerned but Jehan just shrugging him off because, can't you see how glorious he is, how beautiful sihloetted against the grim and scum of the underworld? And him becoming blind to it and totally falling in love, sugar sweet with his thief and murdered all willful, blissful ignorance of his downfalls pushing away the amis because, how dare they say he's bad for me, they don't understand, falling deep into the dark molasses heart of the Paris underside as shining diamond jewel of it's king, right hand, writer of beautiful sick words to the man who controls who dies and how praising him in kind words while he does dirty deeds oh my god elliott why have you done this to me

Daw, thank you! I'll try to make you proud!

im about to go to sleep im too eurovision to even contribute to this anymore but jesus christ you have killed me please write this please please (did i just make you ship a ship i have never done that before)

great! but don't put too much pressure on yourself, exams are not the end of the world!

Did you enjoy Eurovision wasn't it fab (I liked Malta or Finland the best but Denmark was good also). Did you watch it with takeaway? WE DID. You did you made me ship and thing where Jehan is the golden prince to Montparnasse's black king of the Parisian backstreets and I dfnakjndfkanfa.

Daw, thank you. C: I think it's always easy to forget that around exam time!

i watched it with tumblr and got hammered and it was the best day of the year. did you not like romania? ): ahh yes good they are perfect dumbos (except for jehan he's my little angel) (what i am saying is that montparnasse is a big dumbo)

Aahahhhh I am really kind of sad I missed the tumblr liveblogging because that was the highlight of my life last year. All of my ships turn me both really poetic and really, really dumb.

oh no ): just join us during fifa, whenever that is. (idk if they celebrate this on tumblr / do i even have your tumblr?) what about exr i mean that one is pretty much a given