From the shows my dad makes me watch:

They do something. Something goes wrong. They try to fix it. Someone almost gets hurt/gets hurt. They fix it. Show ends.

Also, I love South Park. ❤ They have the guts to joke about things others never do.

JERSEY SHORE.

It makes me want to smother puppies out of sheer rage.

Lmao, doesn't that happen with EVERY show? It's not just sci-fi. Most fictional shows are pretty much something is wrong, something is fixed.

House- People get sick, the doctors cure them. Cop shows- People commit crimes, the cops catch them. Detective shows- There are mysteries, the detectives solve them. ______ shows- _______ goes wrong, __________ fix it.

Well yeah, that's true. I didn't mean to say that only sci-fi shows are like that. I just don't enjoy them at all, and that's the only way I see them.

Ah, I think I get what you mean now. I see MTV shows as a big pile of crap. c:

Jersey Shore

What a stupid pointless pile of crap. My mom watches it... I asked her why she wastes her braincells watching such a show..... ugh the girls on there seriously need a slap him the mouth. =/ Snobby, spoiled, brats. Plain and simple.

Also... any Soap Opera. Seriously... so much drama packed in 1 hour there's like no such thing as a happy moment.... no just DRAMA.... and it's all the same. Bad actors.... weak plotlines.

XD Sorry. -ends rant-

Also, CSI. I love real-life crime shows, like Forensic Files, so I've become really critical of this fake-ass show that sometimes gets so over-the-top with hokey drama that it just . . . uuuuuuuuugh. >:K

There's this one episode when this woman's son is murdered; she's standing outside a police station or something with a detective, and when the suspect is escorted out of the building the detective tells her, "Yes, that was the man who killed your son." Then the dipshit lets her walk right on up to the suspect and she kills him with a knife.

1. The suspect had not gone to trial; the authorities had NO BUSINESS telling her that he was definitely guilty without a formal conviction. Innocent until proven guilty in the US, dumbasses.
2. Why didn't they fucking CHECK HER FOR WEAPONS before letting her get that close to the guy, ESPECIALLY after they just told her that he was guilty?
3. It just seems so stupid to me that they would let her approach the suspect outside of the courtroom like that. :/ Extremely unprofessional.

Ugh, sorry, but this just makes me rage for whatever reason.

Family Guy, ugh. I just. I cannot stand that show. I don't understand how it's funny. I've watched several episodes and it was such a gigantic waste of time. It's painfully unfunny in a trying-too-hard kind of way.

Reality TV in general.

Anything on the Disney Channel... mostly because of the laugh tracks. I HATE LAUGH TRACKS. ;_; The shows wouldn't be THAT bad -- although they would still definitely be bad -- if it weren't for those godforsaken laugh tracks being played every 2 minutes. Phineas and Ferb is okay, but it is so repetitive that it gets on my nerves to watch very often. And by "very often" I mean "more than once a week."

This Old House = The reason why I never get up on Sundays anymore. And football is why I stay in my room the rest of the day. Pretty much anytime my dad has the remote I leave the room.

Jersey Shore and Degrassi. The first one needs no explanation. I'm not really sure why I can't stand Degrassi, but it just drives me crazy. Might have something to do with the fact that when I was in middle school my friend used to force me to watch it with her even though I hated it.

Bones. I just can't stand it. It's almost painful to watch the title character have a conversation that doesn't have to do with her work. My parents watch that shit at full volume too. You can't escape it in this house.

Nancy Grace.

O'reilly Factor. I hate him. So fucking much. The way he talks, the shit he says, and his attitude. I just wish he'd get hold of a guest with a really bad temper and get himself beat all to hell on live tv.

Uh all of those shows on History Channel like American Pickers that my dad makes me watch. And Degrassi, it's just so boring.

Deal or No Deal.

I seriously cannot stand looking at Noel Edmonds' face for more than 5 seconds. Plus every participant seems like an absolute moron (and the majority of the audience). And everyone pretends how there's a 'system' to random box picking, and acts as if it's the box-openers' fault what's in their random fucking box.

I think I saw an episode of 2 and a half men once... lol, it was awful. And soaps are usually horrendous, with terrible acting and worse plots. I haven't seen a lot of the tacky MTV and shit disney shows, but I'd probably hate them too.

Oh, and ITV news. Or any news channel where they try to be all casual, have horrible conversation and a coffee table, where idiot newsreaders voice their opinions. Just read the fucking autocue, you knobs.

Glee. I cannot freaking stand Glee. Something about it is way too bright and uniform and plastic, it's kind of creepy. Also Supernatural, Ghost Hunters, pretty much any reality show having to do with fashion or clothes, and most of the stuff on channels like History and Biography.

Also OH MY GOD THIS.

I really despise Secret Life of The American Teenager, and Jersey Shore. Secret Life has to be one of the worst shows ever created. The dialogue sucks, the actors suck, and the plot sucks. Seriously, it is all horrible.

House of Anubis. DEFINITELY. Good god. Fake accents, bad acting, and some of the worst effects I've ever seen in my life. DISNEY'S Wizards of Waverly Place has better effects, and it's one of the WORST shows on Disney (all Disney shows are pretty bad too).

Wizards of Waverly Place, Hannah Montana, Jonas, the Total Drama series, and Johnny Test are nearly as bad. I could go on a LONG list of why I hate each one, but it would take all year.

How the hell did I forget this?! Every time I see a commercial for that show I want to throw something at my tv. I hate how they use accents to make everything seem so dramatic and shit. My sister watches it sometimes, and yes omg those visual effects were probably like $5.

The list is too long... I really REALLY loathe reality shows. Many are not what they seem anyway. Most are scripted to degree or another, at the very least edited.

Wrestling. Hate wrestling.

This. Basically.

I hate Glee. The word "glee" alone is something that I cannot stand and then the show itself...just take it away, please. ;o;