Granted, but the pony bucks you off it's back and runs away into the forest, never to be seen again.

I wish I had a pancake.

Granted, but they're extremely moldy...:/ I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you go insane with power and go 'I BET I'M SO STRONG I COULD EVEN KILL SOMEONE WHO'S INVINCIBLE' and kill yourself. Oops. I wish I was done exams already

Granted, but your scores are lost and you have to do them all over again.

I wish I has a Reese's Cup.

Granted, but now you hate Reese's cups.

I wish I was warm.

Granted, but you're on the sun.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but you go insane from the sheer amount of entertainment you now have.

I wish I had a hamster.

Granted, but it's a rabid hamster.

I wish my so-called friends would stop poking fun at me.

Granted, but then they start poking you in the ear. With their fists.

I wish this house didn't have all this smoke in it ):<

Granted, but now it's flooded with water.

I wish I had something to entertain myself with...

Granted, but now you're stuck in a theatre that continually replays the worst play in the world. And the doors are locked.

I wish I had a guitar...

Granted, but all the strings are broken and you can't use it.

I wish I was dead.

Granted, but your family and friends miss you a lot. :(

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

You got one, but the school computer system crashes and there is no way of retrieving any grades so you have to repeat the year I wish exams were over RIGHT NOW.

Granted but you fail them.

Still wishing for death.

Granted, you die in an horribly painful way that takes 3 days.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Granted, but then you go mad from power.

I wish I were happy again.

Granted, but then you fall down the stairs. You're happy, but injured.

I wish I had some tylenol RIGHT NOW

You get some but it doesn't work.

I wish my dog would stop licking herself. D;

Granted but she starts licking boogers out of your nose instead.

I wish I didn't have writers block.