Granted, but you get attacked by rabid money hoarders and die a tragic death. .___.

I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER.

Granted but everyone is in love with you and you get no peace and quiet.

I wish that my girlfriend an I will get back together~

granted, but you two fight every day i wish i had some pudding

Granted, but it's dirt pudding.

I wish my dog could give himself a bath.

Granted, but there's a hurricane heading your way, so you'll spend the whole time in shelter.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but then you realize that it has mold on it AFTER you had taken a bite.

I wish that I could stay home on Monday.

Granted but then a gigantic gingerbread man eats you for not going to school!

I wish I had a rabbit on my head with a pancake on its head.

Granted, but the rabbit eats the pancake and then you eat the rabbit.

I wish I had straight hair.

But the person you've been crushing on doesn't like you because you have straight hair.

I wish that I had an unbreakable wish.

Granted, but then no one shows up because I am there naked. XD

Did I get you started with that gingerbread thing? Look at the This or That post too. I answered your question.

Are you going to talk about pancakes now? Haha! I am going to have to friend you. You make me laugh.

I wish that I could always laugh like this.

Granted, but evrybody hates your laugh.

I wish nice clothes

Granted, but they all get burned in a tragic stove fire.

I wish I had more time in the day.

Granted, but you get really bored and die of boredom. I wish she wanted to be friends with me again.

granted, but it's a forced friendship so now she doubly hates you :[ i wish it was night

Granted, but then it's already 1 minute to morning

You didn't make a wish, so the universe folds into itself.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

wish granted, but you become SO out going that you become a celebrity and everyone wants to know you and you have NO private time just for yourself. i wish my headache would go away.

wish granted, but then you get a stomach ache.

I wish my kitten would stop trying to eat hangers

Granted, but now it eats your feet o.o

I wish I'd be in a better mood right now .___.

Wish Granted, but instead it starts eating your toes.. :P I wish I had a miniature schnauzer..

Late: Wish Granted but your so euphoric that you believe you could fly. The cliff was not nice.