Granted, but the explosion is so great, you explode to.

I wish my satellite / cable provider wasn't so stupid.

Granted, but he's clingy, whiny, and wimpy. Also, passive-aggressive.

I wish I had a fancy car, that was brand-new and fuel-efficient.

granted but as you go to pump gas you forget to ground yourself and you and your car explode i wish i had more time in the day

granted. But then everyone expects you to do double the work.

I wish I had my drivers license.

Granted, but now aliens bring their amazing self-driving hover spacecraft technology and those who have a human driver's license can not drive a self-driving hover spacecraft.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

Granted, but some of your friends don't, and they start treating you like their personal driver.

I wish I had a slimmer waistline.

Granted, but it's so slim that it opens up a black hole, swallowing you and everything around you.

I wish that women didn't have to have a monthly cycle. SERIOUSLY. DX;;;;

Granted, but your waistline becomes so small it disappears and your body breaks in two

i wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow

: Granted, but the human species is no longer able to reproduce and dies out.

: Granted, but that's because you caught the swine flu.

I wish I was rich enough that I wouldn't have to work.

Granted, but as soon as you get enough money and quit your job, someone mugs you on the street and you are now broke

LATE: Granted, but then monkey ninja robin hoods steal all of your money and give it away.

Also, the world implodes since you didn't make a wish.

I wish that immature people would be more mature.

whooa i forgot to wish. ummm i wish i had more CSC. - Granted but all the immature people become so mature that they make you seem immature

Granted, but then subeta gives equal amounts of CSC to all the users, overly deflating all the items in the Cash shop.

I wish I had a magical, happy, rainbow, nice, not gay, unicorn. 8D

Granted, but the unicorn gets some sort of rabid unicorn disease, goes crazy and kills you

No wish?

I wish for a new puppy!

why do i keep forgetting to wish??

Granted, you get a new puppy, but it has Rabies

i wish Pokemon were real

Granted, the pokemon you wished for are actually secret ninja assassins and have to go on an undercover mission and you never see them again.

I wish I could ride rainbows.

Granted, but as you are riding the rainbows they turn into skittles and you go plummeting to your death. how sad :[

i wish i had some Reese's

Granted, but the Resses are so rich and chocolaty that candy pirate come and steal your bountiful booty.

I wish I had the ability to shoot marshmallows from my phalanges.

granted, but you die the first time you try it.

I wish I had a Xbox 360 with Assassin's Creed and Assassin's Creed II.:D