Granted, but you spend all the time you would've spent in class, cleaning instead.

Granted, but nothing happens. D:

I wish I felt better.

Granted, but I show up on your doorstep to re-ruin your mood. >=D

I wish we had some food at the house.

Granted. But it's YOU BECAUSE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

I wish I could go see Om in 2 weeks or thereabouts.

You can see it! But right before you have a chance to do it, a giant flying any bites your eyes and you go blind for a week.D: I wish fruit gum didn't disgust me anymore (stupid sickness made me hate it)

Fine, the gum doesn't taste bad anymore, but everything else does.

I wish I could fly!

Wish granted, but right after you fly you discover you're afraid of heights. I wish I had highlights.

granted but you hit an airplane , spiral to the ground but on your way you get struck by lightning.

I wish the world of Harry Potter was real and I was a student at Hogwarts.

LATE: you get highlights, but your skin turns baby poop green and you nose turns into a large and disfigured beak.

Granted, but you're nearly a squib and get lost in the Forbidden Forest. And nobody notices until the next morning.

I wish I had some non-poisonous cake.

Granted, but it taste like pie. D:

I wish I could have a time machine.

Granted, Its broken beyond repair :( I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but the cat hates you.

I wish I had every MAC makeup product.

granted but you suddenly have no face.

I wish I could reach my ceiling fan to dust it.

Granted but the dust goes up your nose and you get sick. D:

I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but you're plagued by terrible nightmares.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Granted but someone breaks into your house and steals all of it on the same day. I wish I had color-changing eyes.

Granted, but you are blind. D:

I wish I could workout and get this phlegm out of my chest and nose...

Granted, but you get so sore afterwards that you don't feel like moving at all.

I wish my friend wasn't sick anymore.

Granted, but then you get sick.

I wish I could have my shop till saver achievement right now! (it's taking sooo long!)

Granted, but then your account gets frozen. D:

I wish I could have everything I want.