Granted! But now everything tastes like snot!!!

I wish I had smaller feet.

Granted but now you can't walk because your feet are so small!

Also, SNOT?! BOO!

I wish my apartment would clean itself....... D :

Granted, but now everything is out of control and you can't stop it.

I wish I could get off work now.

Granted. Take off. But tomorrow you'll be disciplined.

Granted, Nothing happens. U: lol you forgot to wish.

I wish I had curves.

Lmao xD I suck. Thanks. MAYBE I'M JUST CONTENT YOU GUYS.

Granted, but you have no money for new clothes and have to look like you're busting out of the ones you have for the next few months.

Ok ok, I wish... um... that I like the college I wind up at next year.

o__0 dear god, that could be awkward.

Granted You like the college itself but you hate the people there D:

I wish I had a bigger TV

Granted, however you have an epilepsy attack from the sheer awesomeness...

I wish I had a TV! XD

Granted but its teeny :3

i wish i didn't over eat x_x dying

Granted- but now you didn't eat at all!!!

I wish I had all the books I want to read. ^0^

Granted but they are in a sinking library, in the middle of a desert, with some evil ass eagle that's attempting to destroy you... (Get the reference?)

I wish my pay week was this week!

Granted, but all your money is taken by the government!!!

I wish I could sleep better.

Granted, but you can no longer be woken up! Argh!

I wish it was July already...

Granted, but now every day is a different month!!!

I wish a new episode of Law and Order was on...

Wish granted but the episodes are 2 minutes long.

I wish I can be the greatest guitarist in the world.

Granted, however you grow a beard (because everybody knows Beard = Awesome Guitar Skillzzzz)

I wish I had more of this DELICIOUS apple smoothie... Yummy.

Granted! But now you can never stop drinking it! Mwhahahahahahaha!

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but you and all your close friends and relatives fall asleep for a hundred years! And you know the rest...

I wish I could pee, since I can't stop drinking that apple smoothie XD

Granted but you end up having to pee every hour.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you cant control your wings.

I wish someone would cook me something to eat. I: