Or at a party or any other large gathering of people.

Okay, here's my story. The church I used to go to was having a last day of school party. Of course, they went all out and got tons of music, streamers, and they moved all the furniture so we could dance. Well, they also had some balloons with helium in them so they would float to the ceiling. Yeah... after the party was over and all the parents went downstairs to take their kids home, all the kids that stayed up there took the balloons and started using them to make their voices all squeaky.

It was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing. Now yes, I do know that breathing helium is very dangerous, but truthfully, what isn't dangerous? We all started laughing and having a great time. Some of the adults even came back up there, but they didn't care at all.

So CC, what is the craziest thing you've ever done at church, a party, or large group of people?

Just in case you didn't get this from the above statements, yes, the party was supervised.

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First communion, I puked all over the priest. I also ask why they didn't take Jesus off the cross, because it was 'mean to keep him up there with no clothes on'.

Funny... I don't think I ever went back to that church.

I fell asleep.

I was sick with a fever and my mom still made me go. :c I was so embarrassed because my mom said I was shouting in my sleep. ;___;

my friend tells me she flexes her butt during church and flexes her vagina. like you know how it feels when youre peeing, but make it stop? that's what she does. lmfao. we have such deep conversations.

I sing 'A Little Priest' from Sweeney Todd when everyone else is singing the hymns.

Last time I went to church, I accidentally shouted out "That's supposed to be a B flat, not natural!" to the pianist when she made a mistake. |D

When I was still going to youth group we had a lock in were we spent the night in the parish hall so the next day everyone went to church in their pajamas and since we had beanbags my friend and I decided that since we were the oldest ones there we got to bring them into church. We got a few dirty looks for that.

erm, when i was 7 i stole a bunch of rosaries from the church i went to. i have NO CLUE why i did it. i just wanted them and my parents didnt know that i stole them so they hung them up in their vehicles, and within the following years each one got into an accident O___O.... maybe coincidence, cause im not you exact example of a christian, but it was freaky.

could your username be any longer? D;

^ apparently you have not met

IS SHE BLACK? loljkthat'sracist. :(

I've never really gone to church. I'm not religious.

BUT.

The first time I went streaking in public was at a church. lol. That was fun.

Kegel exercises.

I was an altar girl for 10 years back when I actually went to church and hadn't given up on all forms of organized religion (years of Catholicism seems to do that to some people), and there were some things we did behind our priest's back that he never caught on about. There were subtle battles about who got to wash the priest's hands and who just held the towel, I made faces at the new kids who were scared shitless up on the platform to cheer them up, kids fainted and we carried them quietly back into the rectory, we hid under the back trap doors, that kind of thing.

Only mildly epic thing was a running joke between my family and two others, who's sons were my best friends and also served. The hymn "How Great Thou Art" references birds singing sweetly in the trees, and one day the one mother tells us all that she pictured me, a hunter, blasting said birds from the branches while angels sang. Be damned if any of the 12 or so of us could hear that song without busting into fits of mostly silent laughter, trying to not look like we're about to lose control in the middle of mass.

So many angry looks from the old people around us....

I went to church once with a the younger brother of a friend of mine who was Jewish. (I'm traditionally Catholic) And he asked me why they made such a big display of the Jesus crucification and I told him:

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO TO BAD JEWS SO YOU BE A GOOD JEW NOW KTHANX.

His parents were pissed and the older brother loved me. :D

this also, its a good time killer