I know the craziest bird ever - my parakeet. XD She's also the cutest little girlie ever though, so it balances out.

She chirps whenever there's any clicking noise, and then, when I tell her to "be quiet" or "shut up," she'll squawk a few times and glare at me, but she'll quiet down.

We have deer that come by and just stand in our pond. .__. They're so weird. We also have foxes, raccoons, opossums, and squirrels. All of which are pretty tame and not afraid of people. Then there are the crows. We have a whole murder of them that show up every day. :P

I had a baby bunny in my backyard once. Too cute! ^_^

One time I saw a deer in my neighbor's yard, and it was really weird because we don't live in the country or anything. :o

I have a few... I used to have this country place with my grandparents, right? Right up in the mountains with wilderness all around us. naturally, we had wild animals there- like the bear that would snack on our raspberries and the toads that lived under the stairs. But there was this one bobcat. Nearly every morning, he'd come waltzing down from the mountain like some cool, suave cat and proceed to maul the innocent sunflower plants. He'd just sit back and bat at them as if they where toys, then wander off again. Never tried to get into the house, never attacked the dog, just played with the sunflowers for a while before waddling off again.

My dog is the next stupid animal. After we got him, we'd have to tie him up, since we didn't have fences up there. One time, we tied him up on the balcony and we sat about, enjoying whatever it was we were eating. My aunt drove up, and my dog went haywire, since he hadn't seen her in ages. Instead of waiting, he jumped up on a chair and over the railing and hung himself. Thankfully, he got out of it with only whiplash and bruising. Back in my current home, a few years later, my mom was watching television. It was a scary movie I already saw, so I was on the computer. My dog, still dumb from loosing a few brain cells, was sleeping on the top step in our two-floor home. He fell. All the way down to the bottom, freaked the shit out of my mom. Then, he just got up, barked at the stairs, bit the bottom step and wandered back up for a nap on the same step.

And lastly, we have the alleycats. Little ones that like to beat up on my dog and this one big sucker. He looks like a bulldog, and is one of the meanest cats around. We also have skunks. Big skunks. Sometimes, they collide, and it's funny as shit. Anyways, the aforementioned cat and the biggest skunk in our area decided to take a stroll down the same street. My mom and I were coming down the street with our groceries and we saw them waddling down towards eachother like a pair of cowboys in an old western. The cat came tearing up the street at the skunk, and the skunk swiftly turned around and raised his tail. The cat flipped around so fast it almost looked like he hit a brick wall. xD He went tearing back the way he came, and my mom and I got a good laugh once we dared to breathe with the skunk still around.

I was sleeping one day and I had my window open, and I heard this meowing.

I looked for my cat, but she wasn't around.

It was a really pretty, fluffy stray that was meowing at me to let it in XD I wanted to, but my cat would've had a bitch fit.

My brother is annoying (see my rant post) now he is squaking like a bird and just being generally wierd. I think hes fucked up in the head because he keps shrieking randomly like a bird.

Oh and we have two new baby chickens and they will not shut up!

My hamster o_o... He's always licking his bum. Or escaping from his cage... He got really smart xD He knows to chew at the door so it will pop open! The handful he is :/ But its all worth it to see him roll in a ball and start rolling all over the place xD He's so weird, funny and fat! I just love him :D ❤

My kitten. I'll just be sitting in my room, maybe reading a book and the suddenly he starts screeching, like he's dying or something. So, naturally, I rush out to where he is, to just find him sitting there. D:

i don't think there is anything annoying in my backyard yet. we use to have a woodpecker, but that left some time ago.