One of my boyfriends WoW friends told me I make him 'sneeze'

I understand it doesn't seem like much, but then he went on to tell me that for him sneezing means he turned on. He only sneezes once, but appreantly its a warning to himself.

Like wtf, why me, and why does he have to tell me these things.

Um. I don't think he means 'sneeze' in that way... Maybe my mind's just in the gutter, but that sounds like an allegory. :c

oh no, he did. He told me he'll sneeze right before he gets hard 0.0 WHY OMG

so if he has a cold or something, is it like hours of endless boners?

rofl thats a very interesting concept, but he said it was only once. It's so...wrong. I'm totally telling cory when he gets home

Um. Weird. It's kinda freaky that he told you that.

Plus it sounds like an obvious allegory. I still think he doesn't mean sneeze. As in sneezing with his nose/mouth.

... gawd?

Anyway.

It happened once so now he has concluded that that's what will happen every time he sneezes? What?

I really don't know I was confused about the convo myself, I can like edit out names and post the screenshot

llollolol. if that was me, i'd totally run around caching every cold/flu out there.

ACHOO! OMG YESSSSSSSS. Win. :(

Teacher: Excuse me for a minute...A-A-ACHOO! Okay, all better. Kid: What is that? -points- Teacher: Oh...uh, nothing! D:

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I didn't really have time to freak out when he said it. I was trying to stay polite and friendly. but yea, he asked me why me and cory played and I told him then he started going on about how he plays now because he likes being around us. and somehow it led to that. I mean, hes only ever seen 1 picture of me, and cory showed it to him.

I BLAME CORY he'll die when he gets home, no question

All the parents would think he was a pedophile. ):

He actually has a kid and a wife >.>

Okay. Whoa. That's so creepy. I say stay away from him. FAR, FAR away. ):

I think he has some major issues.

yea.. I'm gunna talk to cory when he gets home. Cuz sam quit wow for like 3 months and cory told him to come back and play with us

O_O

He has a kid and a wife and you turn him on?

This is just messed up. I would stay away from him.