My friends and I use 'fudgesicles' as a curse. Like, 'Fudgesicles! I hurt my toe!' My sister used 'holy facebook' once. That was wicked weird.

lol im usually the one in that grocery store that just go

OH! double delux cheese burger from hell!! XD i have the weirdest curses...lol and every one stares...... lol

I lul'd at Obscene's. That was funny.

I used to always say Oh Geez in 4th grade. All. The. Time. My friends would sing this song they made up whenever I said it.

"Oh geez, oh geez. Next thing y'know, she'll be sayin' stuff about cheese!"

... I dunno. I had weird friends. :P

My current at-school and at-home swear is 'Holy shincrackers' because I got up off the couch over spring break and knocked my shin on the coffee table really hard, and my mom was in the other room, so instead of finishing screaming 'OH SHIT!' I said 'OH SHINCRACKERS!' My brother found it hilarious. :P

In all honesty, I've never heard the phrase ''Holy God'' before and I didn't find it funny whatsoever. xD;

I just say "Holy beefcakes, Batman!" or "For the love of everything Holy!"

Holy beefcakes Batman? xD My sister likes to say 'oh my watermelon gods'. I don't know why.

i tend to say 'oh lawdy lawdy lawdy,' in an american accent, whilst looking to the sky, when i'm exasperated.

"Son of a biscuit" "Oh, Flannelet shirt" (as a substitute for oh, fucking shit) "Cheese on rice" (jesus christ) "OH FRIGGEN'ELL" (thick aussie accent, its my best friend's mum's favourite) "son of a gun" (this is common but cracks me up) i'll keep thinking and edit if I think of any more we use :)

The day before yesterday, I was at wal-mart with my mom and my sisters, and I had the cart behind me. We were by the changing rooms, because my mom and sisters wanted to try on stuff. My mom went to go put something back, and my sisters were going towards the wallets/purses. I pulled the cart behind me, and I was walking slower than the kart. STUPID IDEA. The edge of the kart caught my ankle and pulled back, and I screamed: "FUDGEMUNKIES!" The lady that sat at the changing room entry table thingy looked up at me with her eyes wide, and I said, "I said fudge monkeys, I swear!" And I started laughing really hard. She laughed a little, too, but I knew she thought I was weird.. xD So instead of saying the F word, I just simply say fudge monkeys. xD