lolololol, sick.

Reminds me of What happened to me yesterday.

My guy friend asked fo sum "pix", to which I replied, "I'm on my period."

got him to stop asking though.. |D

I'M ON MYY PERIODZZZ

-awkward turtle-

laughing so hard tears are in her eyes

OMG.

I haven't had any 'unnecessary' texts... though I've had quite a few from people I don't know. I'm like, "FOR SERIOUS PEOPLE I'M NOT YOUR EX/THIS JOSH KID/YOUR MOM. STOP TEXTING ME/ FORWARDING ME RETARDED SHIT."

I did get this really sweet text from an old friend/fling that came back into town:

"I thought about you every day. It's nice to finally have the chance to see you. Thanks for being so loving after so much silence."

I was all d'aww....

I get TMI'd by my family and friends quite frequently. o_o

Wow. x-x Nuffsed.

thats really ladie like lol eww y would you tell someone that i mean seriously

My friend once texted me, "Guess what?" Me: What Text: I'm getting a blowjob lol.

I was like... ._.

"Tyler says: I HATE SHRIMP"

Fucking best text I have ever received. I lol'd so hard.

...but yeah, that's kind of nasty. I would have laughed, though. D;

I lmfao'd

Nothing exciting like that happens me. My friend does text me when she's taking a shit though. ;-; Ew. Girl poo. The lowest of all poos.

EDIT: BECAUSE GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO POOP ICE CREAM NOT FECAL MATTER

Me and my annoying curiosity bug :P

Than again I am the only guy in a house full of women so this is not new.

i feel bad for the person who was giving it, i mean, text /while/ getting one? it must be pretty boring.

my friend kept pestering me if something was wrong [i had my head down], and i said that i had cramps. then he just looked at me all weird and was like, 'should i have even asked?' i said no and we both laughed.

this is usually as far as i would go as to talking about that kind of thing.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....thats ..an awkward thing to text maybe she was meaning it as a joke :O and trying to be funny?

I never get ones like that, but I've had a few really sweet ones.

I was hanging out with my friend on Saturday night, driving around at about 12:30, and I was texting my friend. He was hanging out with his friends (who are worse than mine by far, so I don't know why he was worried...)

Him: have fun, be safe, aiight? Me: Safety is overrated, but I'll try. Him: lol aiight make me feel lil better Me: Why? Are you worried about me? Him: Ya i'm worried cuz i care.

And then my phone died. I felt so bad, but it was so sweet, and I was like AWWW, I LOVE YOU!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! (he has to go back to his private school in a week and won't be home for 2 years)

Holy hell, yes.

I get the weirdest texts.

I've had people randomly tell me about their bodily functions and bathroom issues. Like out of no where.

I've also had one of my guy friends update me on some... things that I don't really care to mention. I don't think anyone reading this would appreciate it. ;x

You made me lol. XD

Me and my friend used to talk about our periods at lunch, under many different phrases/wordings/etc. XD And I always notify the household when I need to pee. But nothing in texts. XD All my friends would be like WTF? and avoid me, except maybe one or two.

Oh, and I couldn't resist:

-click click-

I have a lady friend who feels the need to tell me about everything that happens to her during the day, and usually whatever pops into her mind...as in...

Once at three in the morning, she texted me; "Hey, I'm craving koolaid pickles..which are popular in the South".

Lmao whoever your friend is sounds just like me. I let everyone know because I want to /warn/ them.

Srslystayawaykthx. o-o