I got a text from one of my friends the other day, and it said: "Shit. I'm on my period and there's no chocolate in the house."

... I first thought that someone put their cat in a microwave or something.XD

Yeah... That's a weird analogy for getting your period.

And here I was hoping this wouldn't be about vaginas..

I kind of had that hope, too.

But that's because I read it and imagined a bloated cat ._.

And now my mind has wandered into weird places. Wtf, stop thinking about bloated cats now.

My friend texted me that she had just run naked in the woods for three hours. Oh god no.

Too true XD

... Thanks for sharing.

Sometimes I wonder why I click on certain topics. XD

This.

Gah. That's gross D: If I were you, I wouldn't respond to my friend. Cuz... bleh. I don't really want to know when you're on your period, and saying something like that makes it 1000 x worse xD

Well...when I say brb I'll sometimes say what I was doing (which ish usually going to the bathroom). Then saying, later, if I peed or pooed.

XD That's pretty disgusting wording.

Same here. XD

Next time she sends you a text like that, say: Sorry. Don't have time for your stuff right now. I'm taking a big shit and it really smells.

lol. I got something like that in a txt once. It was along the lines of 'My vag exploded like a volcano'. lulz.

-speechless- u_u

Text message from a friend of mine:

O____o

I later discovered he meant to text 'I was thinking about your shift change in the shower'.

Still, at the time, it was freaky. Especially because he's gay, and I lack a penis, so...

Yeah.

thats.....disturbing i thought you'd say some thing about your pet cat XD

That's...nice?

o______o

first thing i wake up to in the morning.

i lol'd though.

I thought this thread was going to be interesting and I must say you definitely got my attention. This subject is quite disturbing though; and yeah by exploded I thought arousal. This was a RickRoll for me.

I thought this was going to be about something else, but I lol'd. I've never heard it explained like that before. XD

When talking about cramps I've said, "It feels like something's eating my uterus." That's about it.

holy complete crap, that made me lol so much, :x esp. coming from you. :P i was like "HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A PUSSY!"

oh, and i have one friend who is just so honest, sometimes it's too gross to handle. me: whats up? him: oh just taking a shit. tyvm, :x

The only weird text I've gotten was my friend saying "Tori guess what!! I took my first bong hit today, this is the best night of my life!"

I really had no comment on that one.