this for me too :P I'm useless at socializing over the net and have no problems irl...
My irl rules would be: don't always talk about yourself. It is dull. say whatever comes to mind (within reason) smile and keep eye contact. don't be shy. It will make things awkward. Relax.
tbh I have no rules online. Maybe that's why I don't work socially here :P
also: I think that people irl are a lot nicer and less intimidating than people online. Must be the anonymity.
THEY CAN'T BREAK YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SPINE
I socialize perfectly and making friends on here isn't hard.
And I have stupid friends on here telling me breathing fast stops hiccups =_=
I suck at both rl and internet.
In rl I'm really shy and quiet, and never speak my mind about things because I'd come off as rude or I just don't care what people are talking about. I feel more comfortable sticking my head in a newspaper or pretending I'm doing something so people wouldn't want to talk to me :P