I left my phone in my pocket and it got washed. It died after that.
Clicky :)
My friend left her iPod in her jeans and put them through the wash. After leaving it to dry out for a couple of days, it worked fine. :)
My friend had.... went.... in the toilet and he dropped his phone in there. It worked perfectly fine, but I completely refuse to touch it.
Lestat, I LOL'd at yours. XDDDDDDD
Technological mishaps...hum...I'll have to get back to you on that.
Kazego, your story is epically lollarious, too. xDDDD

If I'm dropping a deuce, I always make sure my technology is firmly in my hand or safely on the ground (unless I'm in a public restroom).
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My phone has been through the washer and dryer twice, dropped on cement hundreds of times, kicked, stomped on, and thrown, and it STILL works. It's got lots of scratches on it and a hinge is broken (LG Rumour :P), but it's faultless. Which annoys me. I want a new phone. D:
My iPod, however, I have had for 5 years. I've also dropped it tons of times and it's been through the washer and dryer God knows how many times, but it only met its demise in the school cafeteria. I lost it. xD
My dad dropped his phone into the toilet and it didn't work after that. D:
My 3 year old cellphone has fallen a thousand times on the street. Recently, it fell on a less hard floor and it dies if I hold it the wrong way ever since Dx
Wait, doesn't the top screen usually go totally blank whenever the hinge breaks off?
Anyways, I have a habit of breaking LCD screens. First, I stepped on a calculator. Then, I had my cellphone in my bookbag and the LCD broke. Finally, my MP3 player that has already been damaged in numerouus ways got the same wonderful experience as my phone. I still use the phone and the MP3 player, but barely. (I wouldn't use them often if the screens were okay, anyways. XD)
I drop my DS Lite alot. It's still perfectly fine. XD
And I break regular headphones' wires all the time, and I have to adjust them to make atleast one earphone work. Earbuds never seem to break, so I use those now.
I bought my sister a camera for Christmas last year and she had it for about 2 hours after opening it, left it sitting on the banister by the stairs and one of our cats jumped up and knocked it down. -.- Never buying her anything expensive ever again. xD