I'd believe I went into the wrong type of bar and leave questioning myself. x3

Careful. Don't want to stain your clothes. o:

I'd wonder why you look so upset while approaching me. O:

I offer to buy you a drink, and then awkwardly apologize when you don't respond. It takes me five minutes to realize that you're wearing headphones and haven't heard a word I've said.

Just kind of. Walk away.

Well.. He has brains, and I want brains, so I'd be like- I mean.. Braaaiinnsss...

i'd run away

Hey mis, nice wings

fangirls like crazy

Is this a strip club? I'm pretty sure this is a strip club.

Please. If I give you money, could you not hurt me...

You seems to be nice, let me pay you a drink. :3

Well. I. I see some one. Uh. Likes it. Rough. ...

crap I hope they don't notice I'm nekkid I MEAN BRAAINNSSSS

well, hello. that's a nice gaping wound you've got there.

How on earth are you going to drink with that scarf around your mouth?

I would ask for your autograph because obviously you are with the band that will be playing tonight.

Aw, Since you are so cute, I'll buy you a drink.

I'd say: Hey little lady, would you like to dance? ;D

-Glances up from drink- Well, hello there?