Apparently rats can't vomit, either, lol. I learned that fairly recently!
Four popes have died during sex. Alligators have erections 100% of their lifetimes. Amazon river dolphins are the only species of animal recorded to have engaged in nasal sex. Opossums have a double headed penis. Kangaroos have three vaginas. Thailand is the world leader in women cutting off their husbands penises. The blue whale can ejaculate 200 gallons of semen. The antechinus, and Australian rodent, has sex for about 24 hours- after which most males die of exhaustion. Tapirs have an elbow in their penis.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.