I just got this one:

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Message My friend, I am afraid I must bring you dire news. The situation has escalated and is now more drastic then I ever could have imagined. What I originally assumed to be a band of mere poachers is in fact a fringe anti-unicorn group. Their goal is not to simply claim a few horns to sell on the black market. Unless they are stopped I fear they will not be satisfied until all of those gentle and wise creatures are gone. The Unicorn Defense Squadron will be on the front line to bring these criminals into custody, so I ask that you continue to protect the unicorn I have placed under your care. I have deduced that they are attempting to locate all unicorns in hiding through magical means. I am entrusting you with this medallion which has been enchanted and should prevent your unicorn from being detected. I only hope it does not arrive too late. I will update you again when I have more news. Captain Horace Evergrove | The United Unicorn Defense Squadron

And then I received this soon after:

Message It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This

Yes, I agree, lots of fun and great writing! Thank you Anonymous. You are very very talented!!! Need to get a book published!!!

hopes that the magical ability of the anti-Unicorn group isn't anywhere near as advanced as the magical ability of most of my pets 0:)

Oh my lord, I love how creative anons get every year! It's been pure gold reading these, and now I am eagerly waiting an update to see what becomes of this stand against unicorn poaching. It's like a story.

puts medallion around unicorn's neck unicorn is tiny so it makes it fall over props unicorn against wall

o_o;;;

I have received a new message and a medallion which I quickly put on. I have also taken further step to ensure the safety of the Unicorn in my protection. I have removed him from the forest and taken to a much safer place. I thank ye for the warning and keeping us updated! Nasty poaching anti-unicorn group :(

I received the medaillon as well, and I'll do everything in my power to protect the unicorn that was given to me to keep safe. Don't worry! I'll take good care of him ^_^

My friend, I am afraid I must bring you dire news. The situation has escalated and is now more drastic then I ever could have imagined. What I originally assumed to be a band of mere poachers is in fact a fringe anti-unicorn group. Their goal is not to simply claim a few horns to sell on the black market. Unless they are stopped I fear they will not be satisfied until all of those gentle and wise creatures are gone. The Unicorn Defense Squadron will be on the front line to bring these criminals into custody, so I ask that you continue to protect the unicorn I have placed under your care. I have deduced that they are attempting to locate all unicorns in hiding through magical means. I am entrusting you with this medallion which has been enchanted and should prevent your unicorn from being detected. I only hope it does not arrive too late. I will update you again when I have more news. Captain Horace Evergrove | The United Unicorn Defense Squadron

OMG again I'm loving this so much! Thank you for the adventure, Captain Horace :D I will keep the unicorn safe!

, good call :)

Uber cute!

I shall slay anything that comes near my unicorn! Be gone!

MY UNICORN.. wait I do not have a unicorn. My pet horse that I like to tape horns on to is safe in my house.

Because it's a horse not a unicorn.

I got this yesterday, but here it is!

Thanks for the extra help protecting my little guy!

Aah, the group is a wonderful idea! Joined! Now we can be up to date on how to best protect our unicorns. :D

Joined! Thanks so much for the group! ^^

Joined the ping group :)

I also got a special medallion to help hide my new friend. I'm doing everything I can to keep him safe!

I got this one last night, I hope I'm not too late checks on unicorn. Yup, still there!

Thanks for making a group :) I wasn't sure about making one myself.

That's a neat idea, having pets watch over the Unicorns. Though I'm a little leery about letting Kuriboh watch mine. The last thing I need is him fusing with it xD It would be unwise to have a tempermental Kuribabylon following me around. I'm quite busy, so I make frequent stops ^_^; I would be one very unhappy king of games, haha.

My friend, I am afraid I must bring you dire news. The situation has escalated and is now more drastic then I ever could have imagined. What I originally assumed to be a band of mere poachers is in fact a fringe anti-unicorn group. Their goal is not to simply claim a few horns to sell on the black market. Unless they are stopped I fear they will not be satisfied until all of those gentle and wise creatures are gone. The Unicorn Defense Squadron will be on the front line to bring these criminals into custody, so I ask that you continue to protect the unicorn I have placed under your care. I have deduced that they are attempting to locate all unicorns in hiding through magical means. I am entrusting you with this medallion which has been enchanted and should prevent your unicorn from being detected. I only hope it does not arrive too late. I will update you again when I have more news. Captain Horace Evergrove | The United Unicorn Defense Squadron

Ok^_^

My friend, I am afraid I must bring you dire news. The situation has escalated and is now more drastic then I ever could have imagined. What I originally assumed to be a band of mere poachers is in fact a fringe anti-unicorn group. Their goal is not to simply claim a few horns to sell on the black market. Unless they are stopped I fear they will not be satisfied until all of those gentle and wise creatures are gone. The Unicorn Defense Squadron will be on the front line to bring these criminals into custody, so I ask that you continue to protect the unicorn I have placed under your care. I have deduced that they are attempting to locate all unicorns in hiding through magical means. I am entrusting you with this medallion which has been enchanted and should prevent your unicorn from being detected. I only hope it does not arrive too late. I will update you again when I have more news. Captain Horace Evergrove | The United Unicorn Defense Squadron

i have the little one with me at all times to keep an eye on it

YESS a group was made. I'm pumped & ready for my next task